Bridesmaid contract

AndreaJulia
AndreaJulia
in Chit Chat
Apparently this is a thing. What would you do if you received one of these?

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  • tarradesign
    tarradesign
    I'd say "eff that, I'm out."
  • xt5678
    xt5678
    I would laugh as clearly they'd be sharing it with me as a joke. 
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  • Knottie
    Knottie
    If I received that contract I would leave the wedding party. 
  • AddieL73
    AddieL73
    I would tear it in half and hand it back.
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  • missax
    missax
    This makes my soul sad. Whoever wrote this garbage should have their butt kicked right along with all the people who've used it.
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  • staar987
    staar987
    I'd rip it into pieces and throw it in the air like confetti and then never talk to the bride again.
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  • Knottie
    Knottie
    Is this a joke? or is this real?
    I would assume it was a joke and give the benefit of the doubt. If I was asked to sign it seriously, I would sign a big "F you" and never respond to the person again.
  • libby2483
    libby2483
    edited March 2013
    Oh yuk. Luckily, all my friends would find this as repulsive as I do. Also, maybe this is a British thing I have no idea so maybe not, but I always find it really funny when people say "fall pregnant" as if it were an illness.
  • at_last08
    at_last08
    This looks like a joke.
  • Knottie
    Knottie
    This must be from the UK from the spellings i.e. "colour" and discussion of "hen night"
  • staar987
    staar987
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_bridesmaid-contract?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:14Discussion:adb69b58-fc7d-4730-b49d-f2d361742bcbPost:5034c155-e5d3-4361-a8cc-de84abdb9c71">Re:Bridesmaid contract</a>:
    [QUOTE]Oh yuk. Luckily, all my friends would find this as repulsive as I do. Also, maybe this is a British thing I have no idea so maybe not, but I always find it really <strong>funny when people say "fall pregnant"</strong> as if it were an illness.
    Posted by libby2483[/QUOTE]

    I LOL'd at this and H thought I was going crazy. I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks its a funny phrase.
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  • arendiva
    arendiva
    I thankfully have no one in my life who would issue such demands of me. But if I did I think that would be the end of my friendship with them. I'm not a vendor. i find the parts about not gaining weight or becoming pregnant especially offensive.
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  • StephJean83
    StephJean83
    I just read it to my FH and our roommate. When I read the no inappropiate date, our roommate asked if that meant no prostitutes or strippers.
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  • TXKristan
    TXKristan
    This has to be MUD
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  • Knottie
    Knottie
    WWJJD? What Would Judge Judy do??

    "Your honor, that ho signed a contract! I want $5,000 (the jurisdicitonal limit) for pain and suffering. She didn't paint her nails the way I demanded and she fell pregnant!!!"

  • KindaSparkly
    KindaSparkly
    Oof.. that is horrendous! If someone handed that to me, I'd rip them a new one.
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  • Knottie
    Knottie
    LOL : http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3217531&page=1#.UVJt3Fegago

    It's totally a joke