this is a children's story.

Wzz · March 2013

hmonkey · March 2013

no.

PMeg819 · March 2013

That is so weird.

tawillers · March 2013

hmonkey · March 2013

taw - YES. it just needs "the farmer likes to plow hard, and plow long."

Wzz · March 2013

alikatt17 · March 2013

DH must be a closeted farmer because he plowed me well.

*Barbie* · March 2013

were there horses involved in the plowing or did he use oxen?

zsazsa-stl · March 2013

TheMrsC23 · March 2013

That's a shitton of seeding and plowing.

VarunaTT · March 2013

VarunaTT · March 2013

6fsn · March 2013

I bet the illustrator has a blast with this.

jojobrn · March 2013

I want to see what is was before she rewrote it.

Ella and Pedro · March 2013

Ella and Pedro · March 2013

"litte fruit pie" (damn. now I want some pie.)

Wzz · March 2013

PMeg819 · March 2013

She thinks her kid is like the second coming of Christ or something. I get being totally excited but this is just....weird.

zsazsa-stl · March 2013

Is she plagiarizing Revelation? I honestly can't decide which version I like better.

tawillers · March 2013

jojobrn · March 2013

*doom, destruction, coming of the "profit"* And she closes with cannot wait to meet our little bean. Good.ness.

*Barbie* · March 2013

Re: this is a children's story.